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👏🏽 no 👏🏽 new 👏🏽 friends 👏🏽
quick, pretend this is current and my nails looks this good rn
At company outing ➡️ jump into bathtub filled with ping pong balls ➡️ it’s my second-to-last day, what are they gonna do, fire me? 🏓
perhaps the most? on-brand photo?? in my history???
space case 🌙👽🔮
Me, attempting to give the Lyft driver directions to a place I’ve never been 📷: @julialwashere
I would give anything to be this cold right now
Were we cosplaying as a law firm or...?